Vintage Wash

I've been doing some laundry today. Surely my mother would think of it as a crime to mix colored and white shirts but judging from the result it seems to be THE thing to do. In order to get the real vintage look, colors must be mixed. I KNOW you guys are dead curious on how this masterpiece of a plan is carried into action. So I'm kind enough to share the complete guide:

1: Take all your dirty clothes, except underwear, and fit as many of them as you can in the washing machine.
2: Open the washing powder chamber and pour some powder in there. You might think you know the drill here, but you have to use exactly 0.635 oz of First Price Powder in order to get the perfect result.
3: This one is extremely important. Do not under any circumstances use fabric softener. OBS OBS!!! This is SERIOUS!!!
4: Start your engines, using a program for normal wash on 104°F
5: Wait until the machine finishes and remove all the clothes.
6: Hang your clothes up to dry in a suitable location.
7: Wait until there is no water to be found before you put your shirts and jeans on, and I PROMISE you'll look sharper than ever.

So, you should get the original vintage experience if you become a slave to my methods. If not, you're probably a looser.

ps.
The reason why underwear should not be washed this way is pretty obvious. Using fabric softener, the underwear gets a lot more comfy. I know it's kind of gay, but the method is a killer with the ladies. You need to trust me on this one. Also underwear should be processed on a higher temperature since it's kind of hot down below (if you know what I mean).

Love and liquor,
Aleksander

Busy day

Since today has been a total CIRCUS, my outfit kind of just slipped my mind.

I woke up early in the thirteenth hour, checked my watch and closed my eyes for about ten more minutes before the sunlight got to intense and I had to roll out of the sheets. I slipped into a boxer and some slippers, pulled a tanktop over my head, pulled it back, rotated it twelve hours and back on again. I hate it when it has a print on the front. People will notice it if I'm wearing it the wrong way around.

Anyways:
I kept the morning dress on for about six hours. Then put on some socks, shoes, baggy pants and a snowboarding jacket before visiting the supermarket. Took'em off as soon as I came back home again. Made myself a nice toast-dinner, scratched my balls on the sofa for a couple of hours and now I'm sitting here summing up today's fashion highlights (which are obviously not too many).

Needless to say: If VOUGE had called me on some kind of video mobile thing it would have been embarrassing.

Well..
Se you tomorrow folks, and remember silk ribbons for life and power to the people.

One.
Aleksander

Clothes and stuff

I love wearing clothes. It makes me feel warm. Especially if I use a thick sweater or a jacket over my t-shirt. This weekend will be the start of something new and beautiful. I can feel it. Attending this design class could really open some doors for me.

So..

I've searched the internet, looking for others who have a burning passion for design and vintage clothing. Along the way I've learned that silk ribbons can't be used to often, trends come and go but boots don't and wearing old scarfs makes fashionable people look even more stunning. Great huh?

In this blog I will be keeping all you fans updated on the big happenings of the international fashion things. Like vogue and shit.

Perhaps I'll even tip you off on some of the great COUPS that can be done all over Europe's finest vintage shops.

Hollah.
Aleksander